TODAY IS NATIONAL BOOBS ‘N BEER APPRECIATION DAY
BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF CELEBRATING OBAMA’S 1ST 100 DAYS DOESN’T IT?
National B&B Appreciation Day (Adult)
July 2nd, 2009 — Adult Jokes
Today’s Joke: Retired People Making Life Interesting.
June 30th, 2009 — Adult Jokes, Joke, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
Today’s Joke: A Blonde On A Bus
June 30th, 2009 — Blondes, Jokes for Men
A man got on a bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls on his way to the driving range.
A blonde already sitting on the bus saw the man enter and kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pants.
After many such glances from her, the man finally looked at the blonde lady and said, “It’s golf balls.”
The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked… “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”