Freudian Slip

A friend tells his pal ” I have been making a lot of freudian slips lately.”

Like what asks the friend.

Well, last week I asked a airline travel resevation agent for a picket to tittsburgh.

His pal says: ” I did something just like that the other day. My wife and I were having breakfast and instead of saying: honey, please pass the butter, I said …you bitch you ruined my life!”

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to
time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other