Entries from October 2006 ↓

Today’s Joke:

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his
grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a
shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. “Pappa, what are you doing?

Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!” he
exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

“Pappa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on
below the waist?” he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,
“Well…last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a
stiff neck.

This is your Grandma’s idea.”

Making Love !!

The Italian says, “When I’ve a finished a makina da love withah my wife,

I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,

she floats 6 inches above da bed in ecstacy.”

The Frenchman replies. “Zat is noting, when Ah’ve finished making

ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body

and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue

and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.”

The redneck says, “That aint nothing. When I’ve finished porkin the ole lady,

I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.

She hits the freakin’ ceiling!!”