Primative Man

Primitive Man from Today’s Joke

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a
dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting
work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING.

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and
they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch!

This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately
led to television.

Superman and Wonder Woman

Superman is flying around the world and he spots Wonder Woman laying spread eagle and stark naked on the top of a tall building in New York –

Now he has always had a thing for her and decided to grab the opportunity – He swoops down, does the deed at super speed and flies off again

‘ WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT? says Wonder Woman –

‘ I dont know’ said the Invisibale Man ” BUT IT HURT LIKE HELL” !!!!!!!!

(Todays Joke Courtesy of a Crazed Woman from the UK)