Entries from November 2006 ↓
November 4th, 2006 — Blondes, Joke Library
Today’s Blonde Joke
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
“Hi, Susie,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Susie replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though…”
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.
“How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
November 1st, 2006 — Funny Videos, Joke Library
November 1st, 2006 — Joke Library
Thuh Skinny Dippers & Thuh Old man
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice — picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”
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