Primitive Man from Today’s Joke
Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a
dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting
work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING.
Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and
they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch!
This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately
led to television.