Today’s Joke Presents “The Chicken Farmer”
A woman walks into a Texas accountant’s office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,”Before we begin,
I will need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name,address,
social security number,etc.and then asks,”What is your occupation?”
“I’m a whore,”she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,”No,No,No,that
won’t work. “Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says,”OK,I’m a high class call girl.”
“No,that still won’t work.Try again.”
They both think for a minute;then the woman says, “I’m an elite
The accountant asks,”What does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?”
She replies,”Well,I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”
The accountant says: Chicken Farmer it is!