Chicken Farmer

Today’s Joke Presents “The Chicken Farmer”

A woman walks into a Texas accountant’s office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,”Before we begin,
I will need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name,address,
social security number,etc.and then asks,”What is your occupation?”

“I’m a whore,”she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,”No,No,No,that
won’t work. “Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says,”OK,I’m a high class call girl.”

“No,that still won’t work.Try again.”

They both think for a minute;then the woman says, “I’m an elite
chicken farmer,”

The accountant asks,”What does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?”

She replies,”Well,I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”

The accountant says: Chicken Farmer it is!