Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loudmouthed, unattractive, mean-looking woman
walks into Wal-Mart, with her two unruly kids in tow,
screams obscenities at them all the way through the

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning, welcome to
Wal-Mart …. nice children you have there, are they twins?”

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
“Hell no, they ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9, and the
youngest one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think
they’re twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid? Do you
really think they look alike?”

“No,” replies the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got
laid twice.”

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