Today’s Joke Republishes Redneck Man’s Pickup Lines

Note: if you are offended by adult humor and jokes that are not , well let’s just say politically correct, then don’t read this joke. (Even though the following was not make up – it is still a joke)

Redneck Man’s pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out.

5 ) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I’d store my
nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
beauty’s only a light switch away.

8) Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice.”

9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep
til aftern oon.

and…. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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