Entries from April 2007 ↓
April 5th, 2007 — Joke Library, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special day for me,
I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!” says the
woman.
“What a coincidence” says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man, “I’m a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile but today they’re finally laying
fertilized eggs.”
“Fancy that!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become
fertile?”
“I used a different cock,” he replied.
The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence.”
April 5th, 2007 — Joke Library, Jokes for Men
Subject: Lost in Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that.
I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying
attention to where I was going”.
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence.
I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little
desperate.”
The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
The old guy says, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for
yours.”
April 4th, 2007 — Joke Library
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I
white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”
So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked,
“God, please – I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black
with white stripes?”
God simply replied “You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, “Well,
did God straighten out your query for you?”
The zebra looked puzzled. “No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.’”
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are. You
are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?”
“Because,” said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God
would have said, “You is what you is.”