The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur, “since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,”I want to hang out
with God.”

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were
the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!”

Arthur said, “ya, that’s me…”

God commented, “well, what a big deal in inventing something that’s
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can’t run without a road!”
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, “Excuse me but
aren’t you the inventor of woman???”

God said, “Ah, yes.”

“Well,” said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.

1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It
chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too
soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

“Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it. “Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God
said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than yours. !!!

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