This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her
Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup. As a man,
I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed,and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
Damn women drivers!!