The Indian’s Pets

Cowboy: That your dog?

Indian: Yep

Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ all right.”

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (Pointing at the
Indian…)

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food and takes me to the lake once a week to
play.”

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the
Indian…)

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treating you?”

Horse: “Pretty goo d, thanks for asking, he rides me,
brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to
protect me from the weather.”

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie.”

SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made Funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me, what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb.

He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her”…And where do you think you’re going?”

(You’re gonna love this….keep going)

She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the DARK!