How To Prevent A Rare Gorilla From Becoming Extinct

A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became
very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no
male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of
Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for
cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee
was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, he
announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
four conditions:

“First”, Bobby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the
lips.” The keeper quickly agreed to this condition

“Second”, he said, “You can’t never tell no one about this.”
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

“Third”, Bobby Lee said, “I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist.” Once again it was agreed.

And last, Bobby Lee said “I’ll need another week to come up
with the $500.00.”

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