Clueless Writes Dear Abby

Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around, and bull$xxx with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me, and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore! You’re a United States Senator from New York running for President of The United States.

Act like one!

Courtesy of “The Go To Guy”

What Is Better For You…Water or Wine? A Public Service Announcement

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or
filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I am doing it as a public service

Courtesy of “The Go To Guy”

Courtesy of “The Go To Guy”