Entries from February 2008 ↓

Courtesy of Steve Pohlit

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own!

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You’ll
want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this
great man’s legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can’t remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop – where you can buy (or
just steal) an election.

The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President’s ego.

To highlight the President’s accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn’t care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father’s.