Breakfast Talk

Tom and Edna were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

Tom suddenly said, ‘Edna, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.’

‘Now why would you want me to do something like that?’ Edna asked.

‘I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.’

Edna thought for a while and then said , ‘What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?

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