Today’s Joke: Triplets

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked the mother. ‘I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out,’ replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
‘Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.’

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
‘It’s okay’ said the Mom, ‘I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out.’

‘No,’ said the boy, ‘I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.’

Catholic Italian Boy Confessing Having Sex

A little Italian boy enters the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”

The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”

“Yes, Father, it is.”

“And who was the girl you were with?”

“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?”

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”

“Was it Nina Capelli?”

“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”

“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”

“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Four months vacation and five good leads!”