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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck,’ and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, ‘I have some really great news!’
I said, ‘Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.’
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, ‘That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!’
Then she said, ‘There’s more!’
I asked, ‘What do you mean there’s more?’
She said, ‘Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!’ Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
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She said….. ‘Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam’s Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive!
MissSally EdwardsIs a highly esteemedteacher atMercerCounty Elementary School. Inan effort to prepare her students Forthe all-important TAKS test, she compiled an examConsisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday.
Theexam purposely covered a broad array of topics.
I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read: LIST,IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS: 1.. ________ 2. ______ 3. ______ 4. _________
Now,could you possibly imagine
that67%of the students
gavethe following answer?
1. SQUIRREL SEASON 2. DEER SEASON 3. RABBIT SEASON 4. TURKEY SEASON GOD BLESS