Entries from June 2009 ↓

Sometimes…

when you cry….

no one sees your tears..

Sometimes…

when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes..

when you are worried…

no one sees your stress

Sometimes..

when you are happy….

no one sees your smile ..

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But FART !! just ONE time…

And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

Doctors vs. Gun owners

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(Yes, that’s 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups, is

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner is

.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR..

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Please alert your friends to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on

lawyers for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical help

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.
You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced
their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big
screen TV, two Wave Runners, and a Harley.

But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and
theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

D Davis – Waretown NJ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot – they didn’t file their income tax return this
year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?