Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
“I think I’m gonna divorce my wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Earl spits, sips his beer and says,
“Better think it over… ………women like that are hard to find..”
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.
This wasn’t for any religious reasons.
They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
I was Caesarian born…can’t tell…except every time I leave a room, I go out through the window. Steven Wright
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. Steven Wright
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield
We have two cats. They’re my wife’s cats, Mischa and Alex. You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive names: Muffy, Fluffy, Buffy. Guys name cats things like Tuna Breath, Fur Face, Meow Head. They’re nice cats. They’ve been neutered and they’ve been declawed. So they’re like pillows that eat. Larry Reeb
They try to humiliate you in the hospital. They make you pee in a bottle. I hate that. I was in the hospital. The nurse
said, “You have to pee in a bottle.” When she left I poured Mountain Dew in there. She came back and I chugged it. She was puking for days. It’s a sick world and I’m a happy guy! Larry Reeb
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