Today’s Joke: SENIOR COUPLE ENGAGEMENT:

Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89 live in Florida and are
all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a
stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass a Drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the
counter:

“Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married.
Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and Sizes.”

Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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