Today’s No Joke: John’s Last Wish

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

‘Give me one last request, dear,’ he said.

‘Of course, John,’ his wife said softly.

‘Six months after I die,’ he said, ‘I want you to marry Bob.’

‘But I thought you hated Bob,’ she said.

With his last breath John said, ‘I do!’

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