An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting
in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their
shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap
on their faces.
The General shouted, “Hey, don’t put that stuff on me! My wife
will think I’ve been to a whorehouse!”
The Chief turned to his barber and said, “Go ahead and put it on.
My wife has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”