Todays Joke: Had To Do It

I  was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to  pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I  timed my gas to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I  started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody  was staring at me.

It was then I suddenly remembered that I was  listening to my iPod.

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