Todays Joke: A Short Love Story


A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………’Ma’am,

I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket?

I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’

‘Wow!….. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

‘Good,’ she replied. ….’Get your own damn blanket.’

After a moment of silence, ….he farted.
The End

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