Todays Joke: Leaving Town

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting
seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me … oh, shoot …

I’ll see you on the bus!

Todays Joke ..Obama Golf

Obama looking for balls


A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing at the ball, missed, and fell down. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included President Obama.

Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m President Obama and I hope you’ll vote for me this November.”

She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”