A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not…



Clare Valley vintners in South Australia,
which primarily produces
 

Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines,
 

has developed a new hybrid grape 
that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips
 

older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be
marketed as

 

PINO MORE

Todays No Joke – A Touching Love Story

 

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”

She replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, “Six.”

The judge said, “Then, I will give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, “What is it?”

The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”