As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was upset because they had a lot to do and she was quite worried so she called him on her cell phone.
In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about five years ago – where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford then and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
The wife choked up, and started to cry. She said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.”
He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.”