Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up at that moment. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.
“Good day, how may we help you today? ” Very uncomfortably, she asks, “Sir, how much does this rug cost?
“He answers, “Lady if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna shit in your pants when you hear what the price is.”