Todays No Joke – Brain Transplant

In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

brain surgeon“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.

“The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a time, someone asked, “How much will a brain cost?”The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $200 for a Republican’s brain.”

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrat’s brain so much more than a Republican’s brain?”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans’ brains a lot lower because they’re used.”

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“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  Henry Ford

Todays No Joke – First Day On The Job

A young guy from New Jersey moves to Florida and needs a job. So he goes to a big “everything under one roof” store looking for a sales job.

The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”

The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey.”

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job and said to the kid “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

“How many customers bought something from you today?”

The kid says, “One.”

The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?”

The kid says “$101,237.65.”

The boss says “$101,237.65? What on earth did you sell?”

The kid says, “First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.”

“Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, So I told him he was going to need a boat. So we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft…. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Ford Expedition Truck.”

The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!”

truck and a boat

The kid said, “No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing.'”

A Blonde True Video by Todays Joke – Absolutely Hilarious

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