Major Announcement On Viagra

Liquid ViagraIt was  announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by one of the major soft drink companies as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. 

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’. The name of the  new concoction is  MOUNT and DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. 

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