THE WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
Smile, Regardless of Age or Gender You Know It’s True.
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
”Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ”Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”
”I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”
A man was telling his buddy: “You won’t believe what happened last night.” My daughter walked into the living room and said:
“Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out,throw away all my clothes, take my TV and laptop. Please take my
jewelry to the Salvation Army. Sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never
talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone else you choose.”
“Holy Smokes”, replied the friend, “She actually said that?”
The father replied: “Well, she didn’t actually put it quite like that.”
“Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary Clinton’s election campaign.”