Senior Italian Golfers

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian
goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the
guy is in and asks, ‘how do you stay in such great physical condition?’

I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says Silvio, ‘and that’s why I’m
in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the

I have a glass of vino, and all is well.’
“‘Well’ says the doctor, ‘I’m sure that helps, but there’s
got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?
“Who said he was dead?”
The doctor is amazed. ‘You mean you’re 80 years old and your
Father’s still alive. How old is he?’

‘He’s 100 years old,’ says Silvio. ‘In fact he golfed with me
this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little
vino and that’s why he’s still alive. He’s Italian and he’s a golfer, too.’

‘Well,’ the doctor says, ‘that’s great, but I’m sure there’s
more to it than that. How about your Father’s Father? How old was he when he

‘Who said my Nonno’s dead?’

Stunned, the doctor asks, ‘you mean you’re 80 years old andyour
grandfather’s still living! Incredible, how old is he?’


‘He’s 118 years old,’ says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
‘So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning, too?’

‘No, Nonno couldn’t go this morning because he’s getting married

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. ‘Getting
married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?’

‘Who said he wanted to?


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