An Amish man was seated next to an Italian on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Italian asked for a glass of wine, which was promptly decanted and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Amish man if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let alcohol touch my lips.”
The Italian then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”