No Joke – New Paint

blonde paintingThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these  blonde jokers and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her  husband   that blondes really are
smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,   she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband  comes home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of  paint. He walks into the  living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same  time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb,  and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket , she replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said…

(You’ll love this…)  (I know you will…)

“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

I Love Blondes

red earsA blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?

“I was ironing a shirt and the phone more info

rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But .. what happened to your other ear?”

“The son-of-a-bitch called back.”