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I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made Funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me, what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb.

He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her”…And where do you think you’re going?”

(You’re gonna love this….keep going)

She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the DARK!

Today’s Blonde Joke

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

“Hi, Susie,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”

Susie replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though…”

“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.

“How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”