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		<title>Very Funny Audio &#8211; Jack in The Box Manager Witnessing A Crash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<title>Telemarketer Payback</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fasten your seatbelts. This is outrageous.
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		<title>The Answer To All Your Dreams In A Bottle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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