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		<title>David  Allen Explains Precisely Why I Am A Recovering Catholic</title>
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		<title>Todays Joke:Women Lighten Up</title>
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		<title>Seasonal Story: Delicious Schweddy Balls</title>
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		<title>Drew Carey, Richard Simmons &#8211; OMG Really Funny</title>
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		<title>Todays Really Funny Joke: Signs of Relationship Gone Bad</title>
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		<title>Todays Joke: The Golden Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Negative People</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is something to think about when
negative people are doing
their best to rain on your parade.
So remember this story the next
time someone who knows nothing and cares
less tries to make your
life miserable.

A woman was at her hair dresser getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome with her husband.. 
She mentioned the trip to the
hairdresser, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>This is something to think about when<br />
negative people are doing<br />
their best to rain on your parade.<br />
So remember this story the next<br />
time someone who knows nothing and cares<br />
less tries to make your<br />
life miserable.</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
A woman was at her hair dresser getting her hair styled for a trip<br />
to Rome with her husband.. </strong></p>
<p><strong>She mentioned the trip to the<br />
hairdresser, who responded:<br />
&#8221; Rome ?  Why would<br />
anyone want to go there?  It&#8217;s crowded and dirty..<br />
You&#8217;re crazy to go to Rome .  So,<br />
how are you getting there?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
&#8220;We&#8217;re taking Continental,&#8221;<br />
was the reply.  &#8220;We got a great rate!&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
&#8220;Continental?&#8221; exclaimed<br />
the hairdresser.  &#8221; That&#8217;s a terrible airline.<br />
Their planes are old, their flight<br />
attendants are ugly, and they&#8217;re<br />
always late.  So, where are you<br />
staying in Rome ?&#8221;</strong><br />
<strong><br />
&#8220;We&#8217;ll be at this exclusive<br />
little place over on Rome&#8217;s Tiber River<br />
called Teste.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
Don&#8217;t go any<br />
further.  I know that place.  Everybody thinks<br />
its gonna be something special and exclusive,<br />
but it&#8217;s really a dump.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
&#8220;We&#8217;re going to go to see<br />
the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;That&#8217;s rich,&#8221; laughed the<br />
hairdresser.  You and a million other<br />
people trying to see him.  He&#8217;ll<br />
look the size of an ant.<br />
Boy, good luck on this<br />
lousy trip of yours.  You&#8217;re going to need it.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>A month later, the woman<br />
again came in for a hairdo.  The<br />
hairdresser asked her about her trip to<br />
Rome .</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;It was wonderful,&#8221;<br />
explained the woman, &#8220;not only were we on time<br />
in one of Continental&#8217;s brand new planes,<br />
but it was overbooked, and<br />
they bumped us up to first class.<br />
The food and wine were wonderful,<br />
and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward<br />
who waited on me hand and foot.<br />
And the hotel was<br />
great!  They&#8217;d just finished a $5 million<br />
remodeling job, and now it&#8217;s a jewel, the<br />
finest hotel in the city.    They, too, were<br />
overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their<br />
owner&#8217;s suite at no extra charge!&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Well,&#8221; muttered the<br />
hairdresser, &#8220;that&#8217;s all well and good, but I<br />
know you didn&#8217;t get to see the Pope.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Actually, we were quite<br />
lucky, because as we toured the Vatican,<br />
a</strong><strong> Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder,<br />
and explained that the Pope</strong><strong> </strong><strong><br />
likes to meet some of the visitors, and<br />
if I&#8217;d be so kind as to step<br />
into his private room and wait, the Pope<br />
would personally greet me.<br />
Sure enough, five minutes<br />
later, the Pope walked through the door<br />
and shook my hand!  I knelt down and<br />
he spoke a few words to me.&#8221;</strong><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Oh, really!  What&#8217;d he say ?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
He said: &#8220;Who fucked up your hair?&#8221;</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Hillary&#8217;s Celebrity Perfume</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>We Have Something In Common &#8211; A Classic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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