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February 5th, 2010 — Adult Jokes, Funny, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women, Little Johnny
Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,
‘What a beautiful baby.’
The mother said, ‘Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, ‘He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?’
Yes’, the mother replied, ‘we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.’
‘That’s great’, said Little Johnnie, ‘coz he’d be fucked if he needed glasses’.
October 7th, 2009 — Funny, Joke, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women, Little Johnny
After church little Johnny told his parents he needed to speak
to the pastor. When he spoke with the pastor he said,
“I heard you say today that we came from dust and when we die
we go back to dust.”
The pastor said, “Yes I did and I am glad that you were
listening. Why do you ask?” Little Johnny said, “Well, you
better come back to my house and look under my bed because
either someone is coming or going!”
March 12th, 2007 — Joke Library, Little Johnny
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.
What about you, Peter, how would you say it?”
Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.”
“And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
your good manners?”
I would say: “Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get
to meet after dinner.”
The teacher fainted.