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BP Oil Spill

Yesterday BP put another cap on the oil well.

They put a Wedding Band on it.

Now it’s not putting out anything

Todays No Joke: 911 Call

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, ‘I just gave him some ant killer……’

Dispatcher: ‘Rush him in to emergency!’

Todays Joke:Women Lighten Up

It is what it is. Set aside the judgment enjoy the comedy.