David Allen Explains Precisely Why I Am A Recovering Catholic
April 27th, 2010 — Funny Videos, Joke Library, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
Todays No Joke: 911 Call
March 22nd, 2010 — No Joke
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, ‘I just gave him some ant killer……’
Dispatcher: ‘Rush him in to emergency!’
Todays Joke The Best Toast of The Night
March 22nd, 2010 — Adult Jokes, Funny, Joke, Joke Library, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said……
“Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”