March 12th, 2010 — Joke Library
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp; turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun causing a mess everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
February 23rd, 2010 — Funny, Joke, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
INTERNET WARNING:
If you get an email titled “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it.
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
February 17th, 2010 — Adult Jokes, Funny, Joke, Joke Library, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women
A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
‘Twenty dollars’ she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks so they hide in the bushes.
They’re ‘engaged’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ Asks the officer.
‘I’m making love to my wife!’ Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know’
‘Well, neither did I, till ya shined that damn light in her face!’