No Joke – New Paint

blonde paintingThis blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these  blonde jokers and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her  husband   that blondes really are
smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,   she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband  comes home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of  paint. He walks into the  living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same  time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb,  and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket , she replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said…

(You’ll love this…)  (I know you will…)

“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

Todays Joke…Blonde Having Sex

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said, “Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
To which the blonde replied, “Well, the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”

 

Laughter Is Great For Your Health.  Tell Your Friends about Todays Joke  Remember: Today does not mean everyday. It means we discovered a joke that made us laugh.

Enjoy!

Where To Park The Car In A Snow Storm

One winter morning a husband and wife in Northern Wisconsin were listening tothe radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We areexpecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park….” Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time.”