Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.
You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced
their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big
screen TV, two Wave Runners, and a Harley.

But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and
theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

D Davis – Waretown NJ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot – they didn’t file their income tax return this
year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?