Todays Joke – Actually No Joke – Ethel Out of Town

EthelEthel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely,
and thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books
for escorts and sensual massages.”

She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tom – a very
handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long
powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she
could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum. She figured, “What the heck,
nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.”

“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?”

Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi,
I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and
give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you.

I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in
your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!!
Now how does that sound?”

He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic,

but you need to press nine for an outside line.”