August 18th, 2011 — Funny, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women, Senior Jokes
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the
patio with her husband and she says,
“I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without
you.”
Her husband asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me… talking to the wine.”
January 29th, 2010 — Funny, Joke Library, Jokes for Men, Jokes for Women, Senior Jokes
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New Wine for Seniors


California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as:
PINO MORE


I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

